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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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I’ve kept my heart under control.

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

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Texting bae hart hart HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA KIRE